TV ADVERT LYRICS Here are some lyrics to some songs used in crazy tv adverts! Thanks go to Matthew James `Advert Man' Tate for being sad enough to memorise the lyrics, and of course supplying me with them!
Enjoy!
MILKY WAY
The red car and the blue car had a race
MARTINI EXTRA DRY
I tried a dry drink from a nomad
All red wants to do is stuff his face
He eats everything he sees
from trucks to prickly trees
But smart old blue he took the milky way
He’s looking for a chocolate treat
that’s fluffy and light
Cause he knows it won’t ruin his appetite
ermm,ermm, ermm
Oh no
The bridge is gone
Old red can’t carry on
But smart old blue he took the milky way
It was a funny sort of brew
I tried slings in Singapore
They were dry but nothing new
And manhattens in manhatten just simply wouldn’t do
I thought that there was nothing left to try
When I stumbled on a club where the drink was quite exclusive
And the clientel inside was certainly condusive
When I asked for something extra
I got this neat reply
The dry that you are looking for is
Martini extra dry